To Do...someday...

True story

This conversation happened on Friday between my mother and I.

I know! I know!

Look,

When we started this relationship I said I'd be there for you. I know that we've had our problems, honey. But, I'm here for you, really. It's just, things are tough right now. I know you were expecting something last night, but I fell asleep kind of early and didn't get to it today.

Things will be better tomorrow. We can make this work.

Until then you can enjoy my new favorite commercial (which I have been waiting to come online for a week now). JetBlue, you are my oasis of happiness in flying amid the shit-storm that I get from Delta (such as blatant age-ism when I sit first class).

I gra-jee-ated!

An oldie, but a goodie

You see, this is how advertising should be done. Funny. Intriguing. Leaves you talking.

(Best if you put real info in - got me dying with laughter)

Yes, I'm kind of awesome