Goddamn it...

You know, I decided maybe, just maybe I would buy myself a Gators shirt. Because, you know, I never did.

I heard that Victoria's Secret would be be releasing some clothing with various schools on it (University of Florida included).

What do they release? The ugliest crap ever.

You know what? I WANTED to buy a shirt from you, but what do you make? A shirt with that ugly Gator head and SOME HEARTS.

HEARTS!

Yeah, just...just stop. Go to jail -- do not collect $200 -- just...just effing stop.

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Hearts. REALLY?! HEARTS? You make me sick.